Izzo kizzay! Izzall rizzight!

As my tens of loyal readers know, I’ve been an editor for Static Media for over a year now. For a nomad like me, that’s quite the tenure. I’m mostly editing at Nicki Swift, the celebrity news website. I’ve even gotten to write a few articles, all about dishy celebrity gossip. I’m really pleased with these pieces and thrilled to share them!

The Extremely Short Amount of Time Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra Were Actually Married — this kind of vintage gossip is my favorite. The pictures! The tell-alls! The sheer 90s decadence!

How Senior Royal Advisers Reportedly Prepared For Prince Harry’s Memoir — personally, I think that Americans fought a whole big war so we didn’t have to worry about the British royal family and their doings anymore. But that’s a fight I lost a long time ago! People care about the royals, and I give the people what they want.

If you’re not the gossip type, please direct your attention to my musical projects: Queen Mob and Night City Publishing. If you’re the sort who gets the title of this post, you’ll want to keep an eye out for a few projects we have due out with hip-hop poet/legend Mike Ladd.

We’re Back!

Oh hello!

Been a while! I graduated, got a full-time job as a news editor, lost my freelancing steam. Then the Covid-19 pandemic shook up the world, and my plans changed. I’m looking to move to Los Angeles. I am the co-founder of a production and publishing house, Night City Publishing. I’m also one-half of Queen Mob. We’re a dystopian-electronic music project with over 30,000 global streams and counting. Queen Mob’s first album will be released in Spring 2022. Follow us on Spotify, Soundcloud, Bandcamp, and Amazon.

We’ve got merch if you’d like it, here. And if you’d like some fresh and environmentally friendly undergarments, click here. I’m a Parade ambassador, because we all love a coupon!

In the meantime, get in touch if you’ve got a writing job (I’m looking to expand beyond local news!) or an affordable apartment in Los Feliz. I’ve updated my clips page if you’d like to see a bit of what I’ve been writing the last few years. And please listen to the music! I think it’s pretty good!

Ok, that’s enough for now. You all take care.